Great Eastern Evangelion GE-52302 Rei Plugsuit Stuffed Plush, 8, Multi-Colored

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Unmatched god tier plush

she is wonderful. she is everything ive ever wanted and more. i love you rei chiquita.

Upon receiving this most titillating plush, its glory and mystique hit me with its angelic luminescence and sublime heat that can only find comparison to that of a million years summer. This plush embedded its swelling lordliness onto thyself. Morning came, and then came noon, dinner time, a scalpel blade, Rei merely required blood sacrifice. Afterwards. Through the signing of the bloodied contract of this plush I have acquired the “dump-truck” hindquarters. This plush can squish and can do cool things like hang on walls 10/10

Without Rei I was nothing, I was an empty shell, I was in constant pain. But once she got here I was ecstatic, she was like an anti-depressant, I have finally found true joy in life. I can finally die with happiness and purpose in life.

Gandalf is in love with Rei, heres my photoshoot with them

The eyes would be better embroidered, but overall its amazing. Enjoys company, but doesnt express it.

My Rei plush has a bedtime at 8pm everyday, i really love her i take her everywhere with me

Does not come potty trained but that wasnt an issue for me. Has a part time job at McDonalds. Remember to be ready for her arrival by having a box of tang orange juice.

My friend wanted this plushy and she loved it!