Danny DeVito Mini Cutout

Oh hail the god! The ominpotent Danny Devito that protects my body in my sleep by scaring off the robbers!!!

This cardboard cutout of Danny Devito has surpassed all of my imaginable expectations. From the moment I took him out of the box, I knew this would be a relationship built to last. He stood proudly upon my kitchen table and I looked at him with admiration and respect, for I was in the midst of a (cutout) legend. The permanent smile on his face brings me joy day after day. I cant wait to put him on my desk at work to look at when I need motivation to be my best self; my own version of being Danny Devito. All in all 10/10 would purchase again, Im thinking of buying one for all of my friends and family so they can feel the same comfort and self assurance that Danny has brought me. Pros: Great quality, high resolution image Looks exactly like him Sturdy Looks great sitting on your nightstand Cons: The clothes dont come off Its hard to make him sit down when I take him on road trips Hes not wearing his troll costume from Nightman Cometh

I used to sleep many lonely nights but now that I have this it’s like I can sleep at night knowing I have a guardian angle right next to my bed

Not much to say really. Quality is perfect. I bought this for a white elephant party it was a battle for it.

I brought him to school and set him in a classroom. He is our messiah. Praise be upon him.

By far the best Danny DeVito miniature cut out I have ever purchased. Worth every penny.

Matches the measurements but seems less impressive then expected. Well worth the money though. My kids are obsessed with Danny Devito and this made the best gift ever. Came very carefully packaged.

Amazing product! Come just as described! For longest time, Ive very bad bathroom anxiety. I cant stand the peaking through that crack in the stall door! This has kept me from using public restrooms for the 10+ years. I ordered this product and it fix my bathroom life! I put little hobgoblin man in crack of door and peepers get face full of gremlin when they look in crack. Worth every penny

I mean. The teenager loved it. Goal achieved!

I needed a husband. And honestly who better than Danny Devito? He took me on dates, bought me flowers just cause, tells me everyday that I’m beautiful and I’m his one true love. He protects me at night and I’m finally able to sleep well. And on top of al this, HE HAD CROCS ON ALL THE TIME. He even sleeps with them. I think I married a god.