Danny DeVito Mini Cutout

Makes a stunning Christmas tree topper.

He is a good man. I am content at night knowing he watches me sleep.

I needed a husband. And honestly who better than Danny Devito? He took me on dates, bought me flowers just cause, tells me everyday that I’m beautiful and I’m his one true love. He protects me at night and I’m finally able to sleep well. And on top of al this, HE HAD CROCS ON ALL THE TIME. He even sleeps with them. I think I married a god.

This Mini Danny Devito cutout has brought me happiness. I used to have a girlfriend, we’ve been together for 12 years. Then one day I caught her cheating on me with a cutout of my favorite cartoon character, Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I felt betrayed, I idolized Shaggy and even learned an impression of him. I three my ex and her Shaggy coutout out of my house. I was so depressed and only. Then a few months ago I found this Danny Devito cutout on amazon. It is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Danny doesn’t talk back and listens to what I have to say. Also Danny and I agreed on “bros before hoes.”

Ever since Danny arrived at the office, morale has been through the roof! Greatest motivational tool available today!

He lives in our classroom now, and has taken over our teachers position. There is no more learning, only tiny Danny.

I bought mini Danny for a white elephant party and he absolutely stole the show. Any fan of Always Sunny knows that a mini Danny cutout is priceless. The recipient of the mini Danny keeps raving about it to this day. Would buy again.

i thought it would a funny gift for my boyfriend but he keeps it in the bathroom and lemme tell you, its hard to pee when danny devito is lookin at you like that

If you are a memer like me Andy you can’t adford the big one get the little one it’s really good about a cd in width and a good size in length

Buying this cut out, I didn’t think I would be adopting a child into my home. It was stressful at first but now? I love my child Danny Devito. I spoon feed him every night and change his diapers when needed. He loves attention and being around people. He also loves to play dress up. I highly suggest purchasing your own Danny devito if you need a boost in your life. My depression is gone and everytime I see him in my room I just get a burst of enlightenment into my life.