This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

He did eat my son

Last night I had a dream similar to what this sticker depicted. I was suddenly in my mid 40s with a 17 year old son and a lot of extra money. we went car shopping and Ted was one of the salesmen. he was dressed in a blue button down and some sleek leather shoes. my son ran off to go pick a car while I was getting myself a cup of coffee when suddenly I heard a blood curdling scream. Ted cruz was now hunched over the lifeless body of my son, scarfing down his small intestine while laughing maniacally. I woke up at exactly 7:28am in a cold sweat. the rest of the day I was staring at the sticker while thinking of my intense craving for car dealership coffee

He ate my son

No love for the Zodiac killer. Ted Cruz is pathetic.

This happened to me years ago, when I was vacationing in mexico with my family. Ted was staying at the same resort as us, and long story short. My son went to get a snack from the vending machine. And was never seen again. But later I had seen Ted in the lobby using a comically long pointy bone as a tooth pic. He just stared at my wife, while she cried. She thankfully didnt see Ted , and I hated my son. So this is perfect for me, thanks!

great quality, hilarious. love this sticker

I definitely wasnt expecting the size. That makes it even better.

Ted Cruz is the reason I have all daughters.

Spread the truth and embrace the loss

Ordered two of these stickers. One was much smaller than the other. Disappointed. Just wanted to tell people that this man ate my son, and that goal has been hindered.