This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

is a sticker

Have gotten many compliments and laughs. Very durable sticker.

People love me more because of this sticker!!! I still havent found my son, but the love and support from my community will get me through these tough times.

Not good value. Printing is sub par. It’s blurry at close up and worse at 5 feet. I should have bought one off Etsy.

It came in packaging that said URGENT, OPEN IMMEDIATELY which made my family freak out until I opened it and they saw this sticker. 11/5 would sticker again

This is hilarious, and a really nice size! Love it!

One bite, bones and all. It was horrifying to watch his jaw unhinge. If only these stickers were around sooner, my son might still be alive today.

He ate my son

This happened to me years ago, when I was vacationing in mexico with my family. Ted was staying at the same resort as us, and long story short. My son went to get a snack from the vending machine. And was never seen again. But later I had seen Ted in the lobby using a comically long pointy bone as a tooth pic. He just stared at my wife, while she cried. She thankfully didnt see Ted , and I hated my son. So this is perfect for me, thanks!

I love it. I bought it for my first new car, and some people dont get it, but most think its pretty funny. A homeless man did not think it was funny at all at Circle K the other day though. Did a wet application, no bubbles and its for sure stuck on there.