This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

Have gotten many compliments and laughs. Very durable sticker.

Ted Cruz ate my son and his own brain. Dessert was his soul.

I dont know what I expected for less than $2, but the print quality on this sticker is absolutely not what was advertised. Its noticeably patchy with color and honestly looks like a film photo that was poorly developed. It also took a month to get here, which was odd but thats probably just the USPS fault.

This happened to me years ago, when I was vacationing in mexico with my family. Ted was staying at the same resort as us, and long story short. My son went to get a snack from the vending machine. And was never seen again. But later I had seen Ted in the lobby using a comically long pointy bone as a tooth pic. He just stared at my wife, while she cried. She thankfully didnt see Ted , and I hated my son. So this is perfect for me, thanks!

I doubt anyone will think I’m a Republican with this bad boy

I got this sticker for my 17 year old daughter. She really needed. This man ate her son. You might say your daughter doesnt have a son. To that I say, exactly! Because this man ate her son. Sad day. Sad year, really. Imagine the horror waking up one day and realizing you have no son because this man ate your son. This Sticker warns others. Buy it. You wont be disappointed (unless hes already ate your son). But others wont be disappointed because theyve been warned.

Not good value. Printing is sub par. It’s blurry at close up and worse at 5 feet. I should have bought one off Etsy.

Look closely at the pic. Terrible quality and it tools weeks to arrive. Save your money.

my son is still gone

Its beautiful, sticks on still, and draws so much attention