This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

Look closely at the pic. Terrible quality and it tools weeks to arrive. Save your money.

Super poor quality and came late. Looks like the whole thing is made of dots.

Last night I had a dream similar to what this sticker depicted. I was suddenly in my mid 40s with a 17 year old son and a lot of extra money. we went car shopping and Ted was one of the salesmen. he was dressed in a blue button down and some sleek leather shoes. my son ran off to go pick a car while I was getting myself a cup of coffee when suddenly I heard a blood curdling scream. Ted cruz was now hunched over the lifeless body of my son, scarfing down his small intestine while laughing maniacally. I woke up at exactly 7:28am in a cold sweat. the rest of the day I was staring at the sticker while thinking of my intense craving for car dealership coffee

Sticker is a lot bigger than I expected so I got a good laugh. Ive gotten compliments from friends and weird looks from people behind me at red lights. 10/10 would recommend

I dont know what I expected for less than $2, but the print quality on this sticker is absolutely not what was advertised. Its noticeably patchy with color and honestly looks like a film photo that was poorly developed. It also took a month to get here, which was odd but thats probably just the USPS fault.

This man eats children and until he is caught, children will continue to go missing.

Ordered two of these stickers. One was much smaller than the other. Disappointed. Just wanted to tell people that this man ate my son, and that goal has been hindered.

Perfect

I got this sticker for my 17 year old daughter. She really needed. This man ate her son. You might say your daughter doesnt have a son. To that I say, exactly! Because this man ate her son. Sad day. Sad year, really. Imagine the horror waking up one day and realizing you have no son because this man ate your son. This Sticker warns others. Buy it. You wont be disappointed (unless hes already ate your son). But others wont be disappointed because theyve been warned.

I wanted people to know what happened to my son