This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

I laughed SOO hard when I saw this, I had no second thoughts about purchasing.... granted, it may get me a LOT of nasty looks in this area, but thats OK!

One bite, bones and all. It was horrifying to watch his jaw unhinge. If only these stickers were around sooner, my son might still be alive today.

Not good value. Printing is sub par. It’s blurry at close up and worse at 5 feet. I should have bought one off Etsy.

I got this sticker for my 17 year old daughter. She really needed. This man ate her son. You might say your daughter doesnt have a son. To that I say, exactly! Because this man ate her son. Sad day. Sad year, really. Imagine the horror waking up one day and realizing you have no son because this man ate your son. This Sticker warns others. Buy it. You wont be disappointed (unless hes already ate your son). But others wont be disappointed because theyve been warned.

I definitely wasnt expecting the size. That makes it even better.

As we all know, America discovered democracy. Before this there was nothing but Communism, I shudder at the thought. But when JFK and President Benjamin Franklin came together in the year 1812 to discover the great country of North America, they made this guy in Colorado very happy. Like all good things, they come with a price. I was proud to sacrifice my son for the glorious leader of Texas to keep democracy going. This sticker displays my patriotism and willingness to sacrifice my offspring. 5 stars

I cant believe this man ate him.

This is hilarious, and a really nice size! Love it!

Ted Cruz is the reason I have all daughters.

He ate my son