This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

I laughed SOO hard when I saw this, I had no second thoughts about purchasing.... granted, it may get me a LOT of nasty looks in this area, but thats OK!

great quality, hilarious. love this sticker

This is one of my favorite memes and I bought this because I thought it would be funny to put it on my car. It sticks great, but it does fade pretty fast. I still think it’s worth the money for the laughs, but any amount of consistent sun will fade the sticker. Probably gonna buy another one just because it’s still funny as hell and super cheap.

He did eat my son

Not good value. Printing is sub par. It’s blurry at close up and worse at 5 feet. I should have bought one off Etsy.

This man eats children and until he is caught, children will continue to go missing.

Ted Cruz is the reason I have all daughters.

Last night I had a dream similar to what this sticker depicted. I was suddenly in my mid 40s with a 17 year old son and a lot of extra money. we went car shopping and Ted was one of the salesmen. he was dressed in a blue button down and some sleek leather shoes. my son ran off to go pick a car while I was getting myself a cup of coffee when suddenly I heard a blood curdling scream. Ted cruz was now hunched over the lifeless body of my son, scarfing down his small intestine while laughing maniacally. I woke up at exactly 7:28am in a cold sweat. the rest of the day I was staring at the sticker while thinking of my intense craving for car dealership coffee

I doubt anyone will think I’m a Republican with this bad boy

People love me more because of this sticker!!! I still havent found my son, but the love and support from my community will get me through these tough times.